G O O T S U I T

RHINESTONE COWBOY'S ARE OUT! SPACE COWBOY'S ARE IN. (JOT THAT ONE DOWN!) IN SPIRIT OF THIS HERE I AM WEARING MY NEW FAVORITE SUPER GALACTIC SUIT BY JOSH GOOT.  IT'S TOTALLY OUT OF THIS WORLD BUT RIGHT UP MY ALLEY. I MEAN I'VE NEVER MET A SUIT I DIDN'T LIKE, ESPECIALLY ONES MADE OF SILK WITH AN INCREDIBLE PRINT TO BOOT. ONE OF A MILLION REASONS WHY MR. GOOT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE DESIGNERS IN THE UNIVERSE.

A Y E A Y E C A P T A I N

MY NEW FAVORITE PHOTOGRAPHER 

MISS AKILA BERJAOUI 

STYLING BY KYM ELLERY

V I R G I N M A R Y S

NO, NO. THIS ISN'T A PREVIEW OF MY WEDDING DRESS OR MY TAKE ON MADONNA'S WHITE TRASH WEDDING FIASCO. (A LOOK I TOTALLY THINK BILLY IDOL OWNED ALOT HARDER) IT'S MY NEW FAVORITE SUMMER DRESS I FOUND TODAY AT MY NUMERO UNO PLACE TO SHOP ALL THINGS VINTAGE.  FIVE MINUTES, SEVENTY DOLLARS AND ONE PAIR OF SCISSORS LATER AND I WAS CONVINCED IT WAS LOOKING A LOT LESS BRIDAL AND A LOT MORE READY TO WEAR. THAT IS UNTIL I FOUND MYSELF STARING INQUISITIVELY AT MY SCORNED LACE AND DECIDED TO TRY IT ON AS A VEIL. (ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS YOU REALLY HOPE NO ONE POPS OVER UNEXPECTANTLY TO CATCH YOU STARING AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR WEARING A WEDDING DRESS WITH NO IMMEDIATE PLANS OF WEDLOCK... BECAUSE YOU LOOK CRAZY) AFTER LAUGHING AT MYSELF FOR BEING SUCH A WEIRDO I TOOK IT OFF AND THEN HAD ANOTHER LOOK WHICH IS WHEN I REALIZED I REALLY WAS CRAZY WHEN I STARTED TO THINK IT REALLY DIDN'T LOOK AS GOOD SANS VEIL. I FIGURED I COULD PASS IT OFF AS "EDITORIAL DRESSING" AS LONG AS I PROMISE TO LEAVE THE PARTY HAT AT HOME NEXT TIME TO AVOID LOOKING LIKE I'VE COMPLETELY LOST MY MARBLES. 

T H E R E S O N E I N A L L O F U S

NOW IS IT JUST ME OR DID EVERYONE WANT TO BE MAX WHEN THEY GREW UP? THAT KID WAS COOL AS SHIT. I MEAN HE WORE A FUR JUMPSUIT AND AND THREW GREAT PARTIES AND IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY HAD A BOAT LICENSE. SWOON! I THINK IT'S THE REASON I LOVE ALL OF THE ABOVE AND HAVE A THING FOR BOYS WITH BEARDS. HERE I AM IN C.PARK THROWING A LITTLE RUMPUS OF MY OWN WEARING A JUMPER I PULLED APART (DIY SOON, PROMISE) AND A  PARTY HAT. 

S T O R E O P E N

THE 4TH AND BLEEKER STORE IS NOW OPEN.

IT'S OPEN SEASON YO!

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STORE SITE LINK

C O M I N G S O O N

THE 4TH AND BLEEKER LABEL. 

ONLINE STORE LAUNCH IN 48 HOURS. STAY TUNED.

IT'S ALL HAPPENING.

C R A Z Y H O R S E

THE CRAZY HORSE PARIS. MY FAVORITE SHOW IN EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE CITY. WHERE THE GIRLS ARE TOPLESS, THE MEN TAP DANCE AND YOU LEAVE WITH AN ITCH FOR ALL THINGS SHOWGIRL (NOT THE DEMI MORE KIND) AND FEELING A LITTLE BITTER THAT YOUR JOB DOESNT REQUIRE BODY GLITTER AND AGENT PROVOCATEUR. ANYWAY WHAT I'M GETTING AT IS MY NEW FAVORITE JEWELS FROM NEW ZEALAND GIRLS D_LUXE. THE CRAZY HORSE SIGNAT RING AND HORSESHOE NECKLACE ARE MY NEW GHETTO GOLD STAPLES. HERE THEY ARE JOINING IN ON A LITTLE COLOUR BLOCKING WITH ELLERY SILK BLAZER, RVCA TEE AND A PIECE OF LINING I FOUND THAT IS WORKING OVERTIME AS A SKIRT.

G L O S S Y P O S S E

DIGITAL MAGAZINES. BLOGS N' BLACKBERRY'S. LONG GONE ARE THE DAYS OF LETTERS, REFER DEXES AND ASKING YOUR BEST FRIENDS FOR THEIR HOME NUMBERS. NOW IT'S ALL EMAILS, E-VITES, FRIEND REQUESTS, PIN REQUESTS AND INSTEAD OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS LANDLINE YOU'VE ENDED UP WITH THIER FACEBOOK PASSWORD. IT SEEMS THE WHOLE WORLDS GONE ONLINE AND I'M QUICKLY REALIZING YOUR EITHER ALL IN OR OUT OF TOUCH. I RELY SO HEAVILY ON MY BLACKBERRY THAT THE DAY THE WHEEL BROKE MY ENTIRE WORLD AS I KNEW IT FELL APART. I COULDN'T EMAIL ON THE GO, I COULDN'T INSTANT MESSAGE MY MUM AND DAD, I COULDN'T USE TAX PAYERS MONEY TO LOCATE MYSELF VIA SATELLITE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD VIA BLACKBERRY GPS GOOGLE MAPS. I COULDN'T CHECK MY FACEBOOK IN TRANSIT AND I COULDN'T PLAY SOLITAIRE TWENTY TIMES A DAY. I COULDN'T EVEN GET THE WEATHER. WHICH MADE ME THINK THAT I TOO WAS A SLAVE TO ALL THINGS TECHNO, ALAS MY DAD'S BEEN TELLING ME LATELY (VIA INSTANT MESSENGER, HOLD THE EMOTIONS) THAT I AM NOT ACCESSIBLE ENOUGH. THIS KIND OF SURPRISED ME AS I THOUGHT THAT HAVING A BLOG ENTIRELY DEDICATED TO POSTING ONE'S THOUGHTS AND CROTCH SHOTS WAS FAIRLY "IN TOUCH". HE THEN SUGGESTED TWITTER. ("SAD FACE") ACTUALLY THAT I "JOINED HIM" ON TWITTER. ("REALLY SAD FACE") BY THIS POINT I WAS REALLY FEELING OUT OF TOUCH, UNCOOL AND EVEN THE FLASHING LIGHT ON MY BLACKBERRY SUDDENLY DIDN'T FEEL SO TECHNO SAVVY. EVEN THOUGH I REALLY DO BELIEVE TWITTER IS FOR OVER THIRTIES AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO LET PEOPLE KNOW WHAT I ATE FOR BREAKFAST AND WHAT I'M GOING TO DO IN FIVE MINUTES- I DO WANT TO BE MORE "ACCESSIBLE" FOR Y'ALL SO I'M GOING TO PUT UP AN EMAIL ADDRESS SO YOU GUYS CAN GET TYPE HAPPY. IN THE MEAN TIME HERE'S AN INTERVIEW I DID FOR NEW E-MAG, GLOSSY. THE FIRST ONLINE MAGAZINE I'VE EVER READ OR FALLEN IN LOVE WITH. THE ONLY THING I HATE IS I CAN'T COLLECT THEM AND LEAVE THEM IN PILES AROUND THE HOUSE.

M I C R O B O C K I N G

PANTS… WHO NEEDS EM! SUMMER’S COME A KNOCKIN’ AND TO CELEBRATE THE MERCURY RISING I’VE GONE FOR THE OLD CROCHET KNICKERBOCKERS, (READ: KNICKERBOCKERS AS A POLITE SYNONYM FOR TINY, TINY PANTS) I THINK THE KEY TO MICROBOCKS IS GETTING TOP HEAVY. SO WEAR YOUR HAT, WEAR YOUR JEWELS, WEAR SOME SLEEVES. WE’RE GOING STREAKING! WELL MY LEGS ARE ANYWAY.

F A S T L O V E

TAKE ME BACK TO THE DAYS OF BIANCA JAGGER AND POOL SIDE PARTIES, I'M ALL ABOUT THE SEVENTIES RIGHT NOW. IN SPIRIT OF THIS- HERE'S A LITTLE PAIR OF GUCCI HOMME PANTS I PICKED UP... COULD THEY BE ANYMORE FANTASTIC? THEY'RE SO INCREDIBLY DOPE THAT AT FIRST GLANCE THEY CAN BE TOTALLY MISTAKEN FOR DOWN RIGHT OFFENSIVE. THEY SCREAM CHEESY, BUT VINTAGE CHEESE IS IN RIGHT? WHO CARES! I'M BUYING INTO IT. I'M GROOVY LIKE THAT. THEY GO PERFECTLY WITH MY EQUALLY RETARDED EMMA COOK BURGUNDY PONY SKINS AND A WHAT DOESN'T GO WELL WITH A FOX (CUE FLYING BUCKET OF BLOOD) MATCHY MATCHY'S NEVER LOOKED SO FLY.

I C E C O L D B A B Y

HERE I AM THROWING SOME FAUX-GROOVINESS YOUR WAY WITH A LITTLE WASHED SILK AND FUR. IT DON'T MATTER IF YOU'RE COMING IN OR COMING OUT- IT'S TRANS SEASONAL TIME YO!  WHICH MEANS IT'S WARM ENOUGH TO SHOW A LITTLE AND WINDY ENOUGH TO DUST OFF YOUR FURS (OR LET YOUR HAIR WHIP IT- ALTHOUGH IF YOU'RE GONNA DO THAT I SUGGEST SHOULDER LENGTH HAIR AS MINE ALMOST BLEW MY DAMN CORNEAS IN THE PROCESS) IT'S A LAYER FRIENDLY TIME AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE WAY TO GET TO IT. JUMP IN. GROOVE OUT. SUMMER/WINTERS COMING. 

D I Y O R D I E

4TH AND BLEEKER FOR VOGUE GIRL KOREA

HERE ARE SOME PHOTOS I DID FOR VOGUE GIRL KOREA'S D.I.Y OR DIE FEATURE. IT'S ALL ABOUT THEM PVC 'WIPE ME DOWN' PANTS- AS SOON AS HYEMIN OVER AT VGK HQ SENDS ME A COPY I'LL REPOST THE STEPS AND INTERVIEW IN ENGLISH FOR ALL YOU SINGLE LANGUAGE SPEAKERS, AND KOREAN FOR MY BI-LINGUAL FOLK.

BY NOW, IF YOU'VE REACHED THIS POINT AND YOU'RE STILL READING YOU'RE MOST PROBABLY WONDERING WHAT ON EARTH IS PLAYING  (IF NOT TURN YO' SOUND ON FOOL) AS IT BRINGS ME TO MY NEXT POINT. MY NUMERO UNO . MY NEW PUPPY "SHAGGY MMM" YES YOU'RE RIGHT. WE REALLY DID NAME HER AFTER THE GREAT EARLY 2000'S RAPPER SHAGGY, YOU MAY HAVE HEARD A FEW OF HIS GROUD BREAKING SONGS? MR. BOMBASTIC? IT WASNT ME? ANGEL? WHAT WE WANTED WAS A FANTASTIC, BOMBASTIC, RO-MANTIC AND WE GOT HER. THE BEST BIT IS WATCHING EVERYBODY CALL HER "SHAGGY MMM" IN THAT OH SO STUPID JAMAICAN ACCENT THEN NOT BE ABLE TO SHAKE IT, OR WATCHING HER DO SOMETHING NAUGHTY AND THEN SAYING "IT WASN'T ME".

S P A R K L E H O R S E

NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE ME FOR THE LATE POSTING AND CROTCH SHOTS BUT THE JACKET GOT THE BETTER OF ME, PARDON! THESE ARE THE LEAVES OUTSIDE MY FRONT DOOR THEY ARE UBER DEVINE AND THE JACKET IS ONE OF FOUR IN THE WORLD BY ELLERY (IF YOU ASK HER OVER AT ELLERYLAND I'M SURE YOU COULD BE THE FIFTH!) I BOUGHT IT BEFORE I LEFT FOR EUROPE AND HAVE BEEN ADMIRING IT FROM A PLASTIC GARMENT BAG EVER SINCE TOTALLY AWARE OF THE FACT THAT THIS BAD BOY AIN'T WEATHER PROOF. IT'S MORE OF A SUNSHINE KINDA THING. IT GOES WITH ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING BUT I KINDA PREFER IT ON IT'S OWN. CUE BLACK UNDIES AND MY OL' FAITHFUL BOOTS- I PROMISE NEXT TIME I UNWRAP THE THING I'LL WEAR SOMETHING UNDERNEATH! 

OH AND P.S

IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY I LOOK A LITTLE NORWEIGIEN TODAY IT'S BECAUSE I'VE COMBED CONCEALER THROUGH MY EYEBROWS, THIS IS NOT SOMETHING I DO ON MY DAY'S OFF I PROMISE. TOTALLY DRAG QUEEN OF ME BUT I'VE BEEN OBSESSED WITH LARA STONE'S PAIR (PAIR'S, COUGH COUGH!) FOR TOO LONG NOT TO AT LEAST GET MAYBELLINE ON THE SHIT. 

B I S O U S B I S O U S

NOTHING SAYS WELCOME TO PARIS LIKE A LE STRIPE AND A PAIR OF LEATHERS, THESE ARE MY LATEST DIY'S. HERE I AM BEING ANIMAL FRIENDLY IN 100% PURE PVC, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DISCO SHIT! I LOVE THEM BUT THEY ARE NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED. THEY ARE QUITE POSSIBLY THE HOTTEST PANTS ON THIS EARTH, TEMPERATURE WISE... MY LEGS ARE ON FIRE. OFF TO THE RUE SAINT HONARE. 

K I L L E R P Y T H O N S

I'VE FOUND MY NEW FAVORITE BOOT MAKER. HE'S ALL SNAKES AND COWBOYS AND IS KNOWN ONLY AS MR. DEEP.  I TOLD HIM WHAT I WANTED AND HE WHIPPED EM UP IN THREE DAYS. HE MAKE'S A  GREAT PAIR O' BOOTS. THEY'RE SORTA LIKE FRYE'S BUT WAY COOLER AND THEY'RE MADE OUT OF PYTHON SKIN (EAT YOUR HEART OUT CUSTOMS) I THINK I JUST LIKE OWNING THE ONLY PAIR OF THESE BAD BOYS EVER MADE.  OFF TOO FRANCE NOW. P.S HOW GREAT IS THIS WINDOW?

C O C O N U T S A H O Y !

I'm finally on the way to London, Four days later and a tan to boot my Thailand leg of the european tour is over. I've eaten enough thai to sink a boat  and finially reached my limit for T.A.R.W - Tollerance against resort wear.  It's been too damn hot to wear anything that even slightly resembles an outfit but here are my favorite Jewels that I been rolling with lately.

I S L A N D L I F E

IT’S NOT OFTEN I’LL WILLINGLY PASS OVER MY REMOTE BUT HERE I AM WEARING MY FAVORITE STRIPE BASSIKE DRESS AND MY NEW FAVORITE FUR, GUEST EDITOR AND PHOTOGRAPHER- PEPSI.

IT’S ALL WHITE PANTS AND SUNTANS HERE IN KOH SAMUI AND I’M TOTALLY DIGGIN’ IT- WHERE CLOTHING IS OPTIONAL, THE TANS ARE FREE AND SOMEHOW THE BRITISH ARE ALWAYS BURNT. I’VE BEEN SPENDING MY DAYS DRIFTING FROM THE VILLA TO THE BEACH ONLY TO BE SENT BACK HOME TUESDAY AFTERNOON FOR A 53 HOUR WORK COMMITMENT- THANKFULLY I AM CURRENTLY IN TRANSIT ON THE WAY BACK OVER.

LIVE FUR, IT'S ALL HAPPENING.  P.E.T.A EAT YOUR HEART OUT.  

O U I ! O U I !

HOW RAD IS THIS OUTFIT! ITS SO OVERLY DIVINE AND SO OVERLY INAPPROPRIATE. I THINK IT'S JUST OVERLY FRENCH AND I'M DIGGIN' ON IT. NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED OR THE MID WEST BUT DEFINITELY FOR A DAY IN PARIS.

M R J O N S ' E

UNO DOS TRES QUATRO!!!

NO, NO- THIS IS NOT THE OPENING LINE TO A GERMAN DANCE TRACK BUT RATHER A CUTE ONE LINER' FOR THIS POST.  I BOUGHT THIS BANGIN' WILLOW DRESS WEEKS AND WEEKS AGO WHEN I WAS SUPER HORNY FOR ALL THINGS FLOOR LENGTH, I HAVE BEEN WORKING SO MUCH THAT I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO WEAR IT UNTIL YESTERDAY WHEN I PULLED IT OUT AND FOUND A MILLION AND ONE DIFFERENT WAYS TO WEAR IT. HERE ARE MY FAVORITES. 

P.S PACK YOUR'E BAGS, SATURDAY WE LEAVE FOR A LONG EUROPEAN SUMMER. 

NO WORK AND NOTHING TO DO BUT SWIMMING, SHOPPING, WINE AND BLOGGING. X

D O I T Y O U R S E L F

HERE IS MY TRIBUTE DRESS TO MICHAEL JACKSON (CUE CROTCH GRAB, SHRILL SCREAM AND LOOK LEFT) THE ONLY MAN I KNOW THAT LOOKS BETTER WITH AN APPLIQUE THAN WITHOUT AND DEFINITELY THE ONLY MAN I KNOW THAT DOES LOOK TOTALLY AWESOME GRABBING HIS "SMOOTH CRIMINAL" IN PUBLIC. NOW IT TAKES QUITE AN OCCASION TO GET ME IN A DRESS, LET A LONE CRAFT ONE OUT OF FRINGE AND A GARMENT THAT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS DESTAINED FOR THE POLE. (CUE SHRILL SCREAM, CROTCH GRAB, THRUST AND LOOK RIGHT) IT SURPRISINGLY DIDN'T TAKE LONG AT ALL AND PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOT QUICKER IF HALFWAY THROUGH I DIDN'T PUT DOWN MY NEEDLE AND THREAD WITH THE FEAR THAT THE WHOLE THING WAS LOOKING A LITTLE LESS MJ AND A LOT MORE LIKE MICHELLE QUAN AT THE 98' WINTER OLYMPICS. MICHELLE IF YOU'RE READING THIS WHO'S BAD? IM BAD...AND NOW RAMBLING. ANYWHO ENJOY. (CROTCH GRAB)

J U N G L E F E V E R

OKAY. SO THIS IS MY FIRST "DAY OFF" IN ALMOST TWO WEEKS. IN EXCHANGE FOR FOURTEEN DAYS OF WORKIN IT' I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY WONKY FOOT, SORE CALF MUSCLE, CHEST INFECTION, BIGGER BANK BALANCE AND A STALE BLOG. RIDDLE ME THAT! ANYWHO IM BACK AND I HAVE MISSED YOU.

ALONG THE WAY I HAVE PICKED UP A FEW NEW FAVORITE THINGS TO SHOW YOU

1. PONY SKIN LEOPARD ANKLE BOOTIES. 

I spotted them in a terrible shoe shop and prior to my handling had hideous leather and buckle detailing which I turned inside out and stuffed inside the shoe. An act that warranted a sour glare from the sales assistant. They best bit is that they only cost me $70, the worst bit is that they FEEL like $70. Two hours tops and I'm about ready to wear birkenstocks.

2. JEWELLARY

Which is not something I usually dig on but I have been getting J-Lo on the shit. The tackier it is, the more I like it. Mixed in with the amazing jewellery my parents give me it totally works- But please notify me when I look a little less Rachel Zoe and a little more like one of those ladies you see at the airport in a full face of makeup and a juicy couture tracksuit. 

3. PANTS

But thats nothing new is it. I whipped up the ones I've got on in about ten minutes and they cost me about $12. Recession friendly pants. 

4. WHOEVER YOU ARE by GEGGY TAH. 

I T S A L L H A P P E N I N G

Hotel rooms, stage rights and directions to the Continental Hyatt House. A retired Band Aid who's luggage is checked aboard tour bus's of America from City to city with a real name and age unknown to most, she is my favorite character of all time. Now- This does not mean I'll be trading in my Balenciaga for a medical kit any time soon as I'm 100% sure being Russell Hammond's sometimes lover and sold for a case of beer is not something I would do very well with. But lets face it. Who would! Anyway the point I'm trying to get at is: Here are my Penny Lane pants I made last week. At the moment I'm all about hat's, Old white singlets, Velvet and studs.  It's all happening.

S W E L L S A N G E L S

One Birthday, One mexican Fiesta, One hundred chocolate cupcakes, One million and one work commitments and Zero internet. See I have many excuses for not updating! Kudo's me. But lets not dwell on my lack of time lets get right into my new favorite thing. Cut out Cut off's. Yes. Im sort of obsessed with them and have not taken them off since I made them a few days ago. Slightly pornographic if you ain't got the right undergarment on but these bad boys look seriously dope with both leggings or a flesh coloured bodysuit. Ugh. God I just love em and they take around five seconds to make so if you got any spare shorts laying around whip out your fabric scissors and get crafty. pelvis has never looked so chic.

B L U E L E O P A R D S

Okay so I know I've given shoulder pads more air time than day time soaps in the 70's but here they are again...Only this time they're totally fucking workin' it. Thank god as I was growing tired of shoving things down my top and waiting for magic to happen- Something I did a lot of in my early teens. Anywho... the reason these ones are so dope is because like all good things in life, they are not supposed to be for me.  They are for men. They're a little bigger and a lot sharper and totally Tom Selleck. I moved them into my favorite dress that I found years ago and altered the hell out of. Move over, blue leopard print mini's with all the right angles are my new favorite thing  

E S S E N T I A L C L A S S I C S

Op shops. What gives! The down lighting, the crammed racks, silky yardage print dresses falling off hangers, the weird smell and the fact that if you buy something you have to carry a plastic bag around with you for the rest of the day. (NOTE: plastic bags are not a good accessory on any occasion. Except maybe the supermarket) and then there’s ALWAYS "that girl" You know- the one with the poorly bleached crop and jeans so high waisted she may as well be nude. She's the best friend of the red haired girl who's wearing an oversized flannel and stockings skewered with holes. Oh and one of those hats, don’t forget the hat! Please, it makes the outfit. In any other situation I would not find these two girls irritating. But why are they ALWAYS standing right where you want to look? Honestly. For the most part it’s just too bloody hard. That is until, you find something amazing. Something you know you wouldn't find unless you made it yourself. Yesterday I found this unbelievable off white, washed silk shirt. Seven dollars later and I now take back every unsavory thing I've ever said about op shopping. Because It's fucking great. 

WHITER THAN WHITE, HOLIER THAN NOW

M I S S H O M I E

SINCEREST OF APOLOGIES FOR MY LACK OF POSTS, HOW TOTALLY UNCOUTH!

THESE ARE MY MICK JAGGER PANTS. 

MY WEEKEND WAS SPENT LISTENING TO THE ROLLING STONES AND MAKING PANTS. 

THEY’RE COOL AS SHIT AND COMFORTABLE AS HELL. 

M O V E R S A N D S H A K E R S

SO HERE IS WHAT IM WEARING TODAY. LEATHER AND GREY. BULLETS AND HIGH PONYS. 

THERES ALWAYS A WEEK DURING AUTUMN WHERE I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT THE MERCURY IS DROPPING. I AVOID MY KNITWEAR AS IF IT WAS A LYCRA CLAD EXCHANGE STUDENT HANDING OUT FLYERS IN THE CITY. I WALK ONLY WHERE THE SUN IS AND SHIVER FROM STREET TO STREET. ITS MY WAY OF RINGING IN THE NEW SEASON, AND CATCHING THE FLU.  

(NOTE: COULDN'T HELP HAVING AN ERIN WASSON HAIR FLICK MOMENT - THE PANTS MADE ME DO IT)

C A L V I N B Y C A L V I N K L E I N

NOTHING COMES BETWEEN ME AND MY CALVIN'S.

SERIOUSLY. DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THOSE ADS? SO GREAT. MY DARLNG FRIEND MAX GAVE ME THESE MILKY WHITE CALVIN'S AND AS DISPLAYED I RIPPED THE KNEES OUTTA THERE AND GAVE MY THIGHS SOME BREATHING ROOM. I THEN BECAME A TAD OVER ZEALOUS WITH THE OL' FABRIC SCISSORS AND CUT A HOLE 2 INCES FROM THE FLY? WHY DID I DO THAT? IT LOOKED LIKE SOME BIZARE GLORY HOLE. TERRIBLE. ANYWAY I'VE SINCE PATCHED THEM UP SO THERE SHAL BE NO INDECENT EXPOSURE COMING BETWEEN ME AND MY CALVIN'S...

S T A B L E S T A P L E

I'm obsessed with my new Moschino hat- I do realise it's a little bit country and had hoped It's a little bit rock n' roll. So with my Hat, yet another pair of denim shorts (Which I apologise for, I swear to god I don't wear denim cut off's every day. All of my favorite clothes are currently in China) and shoulder pads in tow here is me being having a Billy Ray Cyrus moment. 

C H E C K O U T H E R P A D S

So I’ve got Balmain fever, but lets face it who doesn’t. 

We all witnessed every single designer shamelessly rip it off at fashion week, Now even Sportsgirls ripping into it… Oh no whats next supre? ( I believe that once the trend is in there just drop it. Stop right then and there, Rip it off your body, throw it out, thow up and then move on, just stop. If they’ve got it – You shouldn’t) Anyway my point is I was in there and found shoulder pads. Of course I brought them, You should all do the same. Mass produced shoulder pads are in, yo! The packet promises me “all the right angles” For five dollars? Fuck it. I’m in. So here is the result….